I LOVE DESMOND!
Desmond is cute, cuddly, and fantastic.
He feels like a brother but nice.
He’s silent like the wind,
and he’s my friend!
Note: I have no idea why she thinks brothers aren’t nice. Her words, not mine. UPDATE: I finally got an explanation of the brother line. She considers our male dog, Jasper, her brother. While he is nice, he can be a rather annoying pain in the rear–just like the two-legged sort.