Warning, it is completely possible that I have lost my mind. And now for your entertainment a ridiculous song that sings the blues. Join me by adding “Ba da da da”, at appropriate points in your head.
Well I woke up this mornin’
with a plan in my head
of going for a walk and gettin’ out of my bed.
I got those fat butt,
got those fat butt blues.
But the rain started falling, and the sky turned all gray
making me want to snuggle up in bed all day.
I got those rainy,
got those rainy day blues.
But I gave myself a lecture, and got out of bed
turned on the computer and got words in my head.
I got those reading
too many blog reading blues.
I wrote some new words down, and I read some words too
I began to research, hoping ideas would come through.
I got those writing,
what to write about blues.
Then I got an e-mail, that nearly put me to bed
it said that my content wasn’t all from my head.
I got those plagiarism
got those plagiarism blues.
But what they don’t get now, what they don’t see
is that I intentionally quoted from a man I’d like to meet
I got those dumb-ass,
dumb-ass reader blues.
So now my poem, goes back to the vault
and I write this dribble, it’s nobody’s fault.
I got those silly
silly rainy day blues.
We will continue with regularly scheduled sane posts as soon as my head re-attaches.