I felt like I had been thrown into another dimension this morning when post after post of my favorite bloggers appeared titled “Better Living Through Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups.”
I bopped over to the Facebook Group, “We Blog . . . A Blogging Community” and asked “Am I missing something? Why is everybody writing about Peanut Butter Cups today? I feel like I was never let into a secret club.”
Suddenly, I flashed back to Junior High School. Early summer, I am on a bike ride with a friend from my neighborhood. She went to a different school than I did, because I was in the “Gifted program” and had to be shipped off across town. My bike was my only access to speed, as my prowess in athletics included mediocrity in gymnastics and good form swimming the butterfly. So I rode myhand-me-down yellow 5-speed Schwinn feeling joy and freedom, although I still struggled to keep up with some of the faster riders.
[I'm trying to insert a picture of the actual bike here, but WP is acting up. The bike, after sitting for centuries in my parent's garage, now waits to be ridden by my daughter. Those bikes were mean to last. How cool is that?]
The ride was going well until I passed a friend’s house, someone who had been my friend forever and who I did go to school with. Suddenly I noticed kids from class hanging around on her lawn, and heard splashing and laughter coming from her back yard. A pool party. A birthday party. And I wasn’t invited.
Brian, the cute boy who I had a crush on, said, “Hi Lisa! Aren’t you coming to the party?”
We rode away quickly, but my anger and sadness grew. I couldn’t understand. I insisted we return, and I rang the doorbell.
Jenni came out, looking rather uncomfortable.
“Thanks for the invite, Jenni,” I said, showing a brazenness I didn’t know I had.
“I didn’t think you would want to come. I thought we were fighting.”
I wracked my brains, search for a fight I couldn’t recall. We had a slight disagreement when she told me she had voted for the popular girl instead of me for Vice President, and gave me some lame excuses. Of course I was upset, but deep down I understood. I knew it was a popularity contest and I didn’t have a chance.
“I wasn’t angry then,” I said. “But now . . . ” I rode away quickly before the tears could embarrass me anymore. [There was probably more conversation, but I'm telling this story so I get to write it my way
. We did eventually make up]
So here I am, many, many, many years later standing up and claiming my right to join the party! I will not stand salivating by while the cool kids taunt and tantalize me with their decadent depictions of rich milk chocolate merging with creamy peanut butter. Oh no! I hereby claim my Reese’s Peanut Butter cup and the better life that goes with it!
[As I am too lazy to link to all the participants in the secret club, I will link to this fabulous poem by k8edid, and from there you can find your way to the other posts. But be warned! You will soon find yourself grasping the car keys and racing toward the nearest store to buy out their secret stash of chocolate and peanut butter goodness.]

Apr 11, 2012 @ 09:59:14
Lisa, you ALWAYS have a seat at the cool kids’ table. With that being said, could you invite me
Great post!
Apr 11, 2012 @ 10:04:36
LOL, I think it is funny that not even the coolest of the cool kids thinks she has a seat at the table. It just goes to show you, cool is “in the eye of the beholder.” <3
Apr 11, 2012 @ 10:05:35
Well, I have chocolate covered marshmallow treats (a full Passover box!) unopened. C’mon over.
Apr 11, 2012 @ 10:06:54
Now you are making me feel guilty for not keeping Passover this year, but I love me some chocolate covered Kosher for Pesach Passover treats.
Apr 11, 2012 @ 10:07:14
I felt left out too…I’m crashing also.
Apr 11, 2012 @ 10:08:11
Yay, Jamie!!!!! You go girl!
Apr 11, 2012 @ 10:11:38
We’ll show them!
Apr 11, 2012 @ 10:28:45
Now I want candy.
Apr 11, 2012 @ 10:54:25
I MUST HAVE PBC!!!!!
Apr 11, 2012 @ 11:00:01
Love it, Lisa. I, too, missed the memo–but then I’m not a humor blogger by any means. Great crash, my friend!
Hugs,
Kathy
Apr 11, 2012 @ 11:03:25
Ah, but when you are funny, you are really really funny. Plus, I bet you enjoy a Reese’s once in a while too.
Apr 11, 2012 @ 12:52:10
I’m happy to say I hever had that problem when i was growing up. We didn’t have pools. Or backyards. Or parties. Damn, now I’m depressed. Hey, I think your crashing is as much fun as the party. This is great.
Apr 11, 2012 @ 12:55:32
Uh uh uh, depression not allowed. The solution can be found in little cups of peanut butter surrounded by chocolate. Except, it is Passover. Hrm. Anyway, it was fun crashing the party.
Apr 11, 2012 @ 13:30:05
Well, you definitely have aroused my curiousity…and my craving for PB cups!
Guess I’ll have to jump over there to see what is going on without me…
Apr 11, 2012 @ 13:49:38
Just don’t blame me when you need PB cups. If it weren’t so late in the day, I’d say lets meet in the middle and have a Peanut Butter Cup fiesta.
Apr 11, 2012 @ 13:46:07
Cool is relative. As in, I’m relatively cool. Or, my relatives think I’m cool. LOL. Who needs cool, as long as there are Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups!
Apr 11, 2012 @ 13:47:41
Amen, sister!
Apr 11, 2012 @ 17:00:48
Wow,,it’s scary the power that reese’s peanut butter cups suddenly hold over us!
I never knew candy could have POWER and CONTROL..excuse me,,I need a snicker’s bar RIGHT NOW…OOOOOHHHH, And I’m liking the idea of a peanut butter cup fiesta..Can I join in?
Apr 11, 2012 @ 19:41:17
Anytime. I managed to resist the draw all day. I am proud of myself.
Apr 11, 2012 @ 17:21:51
Oh Lisa and I thought it was just me. I was very confused when I opened the computer this morning. Why were so many of my blogging pals posting on the same subject. Great idea and congratuations for crashing that particular party.
Apr 11, 2012 @ 19:40:43
It’s good to know that I wasn’t the only confused person this morning. It was fun crushing.
Apr 11, 2012 @ 18:45:52
Hooray for crashing the party! It’s been so much fun to read all of the posts, and your rogue post is simply awesome!
Apr 11, 2012 @ 19:39:49
I must admit, I had fun crashing.
Apr 12, 2012 @ 08:36:59
Good for you for crashing the party. I didn’t get an invite either, must’ve gotten lost in the mail or something. Let’s start our own club, K?
Apr 12, 2012 @ 08:37:55
Sounds fun. What candy will be our motto?
Apr 12, 2012 @ 09:02:09
I thought the same thing about all the Reese blog posts, I had to keep reading everyone’s posts to find out what the heck was going on. Anywho, I raise my Easter Reese’s Peanut Butter Egg to you Lisa, CHEERS!
Apr 12, 2012 @ 09:04:48
A Reese’s Peanut Butter Egg!!! Oh, that’s just wrong in a temptingly torturous way, since chocolate always tastes better in egg form. Thanks Fraha!
Apr 12, 2012 @ 09:15:12
I actually will only eat Reese’s in the larger holiday form, much more salty sweet peanutty goodness
Apr 12, 2012 @ 09:23:41
Apr 12, 2012 @ 11:04:26
I used to feel bad when I wasn’t included, now I sometimes feel bad when I am . . . My time and energy are precious to me.
Apr 12, 2012 @ 12:50:08
I bounce around from feeling bad to not caring. Old habits die hard, and I used to always feel left out.
Apr 12, 2012 @ 15:54:42
I have a stash of Reese’s downstairs…….I mean, here…..munch, munch, munch…
Apr 12, 2012 @ 16:34:21
You are determined to meet me, aren’t you? Tempting me with a stash of Reese’s that I know will be gone before we ever meet. Bwahahaha.
Apr 13, 2012 @ 06:48:47
Love your gatecrashing! I am not troubled by a FB book I’m not part of, you have spread the left out misery
Apr 13, 2012 @ 07:10:24
Does that mean I made other people feel left out too?
Apr 13, 2012 @ 08:40:29
Oops my comment looks all wrong – I meant to say I was troubled by a blogging FB group I’m not part of. But I’ll let you off as you promised me pb!
Apr 13, 2012 @ 08:49:34
I put a package in the mail yesterday. I don’t know how long it will take to get there, but I hope you enjoy.