Psst! I’ll tell you what really happened, but keep it quiet. I was lying around pampering myself when I thought something small ran past me. I leapt into action. When I landed on the counter, my tail hit something hard and wobbly. Crash! Suddenly the entire area was covered by white powder. It would take hours to clean my fur. At least I got the last laugh, after the dog started howling at my expense. Stupid animal doesn’t know about proper tongue bathing. It was easy to let him take the blame.