Psst! I’ll tell you what really happened, but keep it quiet. I was lying around pampering myself when I thought something small ran past me. I leapt into action. When I landed on the counter, my tail hit something hard and wobbly. Crash! Suddenly the entire area was covered by white powder. It would take hours to clean my fur. At least I got the last laugh, after the dog started howling at my expense. Stupid animal doesn’t know about proper tongue bathing. It was easy to let him take the blame.
Innocence Personified
Jul 02, 2012 @ 13:23:26
Oh as a cat lover I like this! They do create the mischief that dogs get blamed for! Good one Lisa!
Jul 02, 2012 @ 20:34:27
Thanks. I love both, but cats are definitely the tricky ones.
Jul 02, 2012 @ 16:33:48
Oh no, I wasn’t to blame at all. The cat is never ever guilty. Don’t you humans know anything?
Jul 02, 2012 @ 20:33:14
Humans are such silly creatures.
Jul 03, 2012 @ 04:36:46
Poor dog! Cats really are cleverer than people think!
Jul 03, 2012 @ 09:51:23
I think cats could take over the world, if they learned to work together. But I guess that is not a real concern, as they are definitely independent thinkers.
Jul 08, 2012 @ 10:38:26
The issue I have with cats is trust. Admittedly, you can’t trust a dog in a red moment, but cats always seem to have a premeditated agenda. You get the impresson that a cat does nothing but for its own gain. As accurately demonstrated in this well crafted tail ..er … tale.
Jul 08, 2012 @ 10:57:28
Dogs are more trustworthy by far, as long as they don’t get distracted by SQUIRRELS! Cats definitely have a plan.
Jul 03, 2012 @ 12:46:42
Haha, Cats getting one up on dogs always goes down well with me
Jul 03, 2012 @ 14:52:44
It’s the first rule of Catdom: No matter what happens, the cat is innocent.
Jul 03, 2012 @ 18:52:00
So true, and if you don’t learn that quickly cat’s will teach it to you.
Jul 03, 2012 @ 15:13:41
Great to take it from the angle of the clever cat! : )
Jul 03, 2012 @ 18:51:17
Thanks. The cat made me do it.
Jul 03, 2012 @ 15:35:09
Lol great fun, I love it!
Jul 03, 2012 @ 18:50:45
Thanks.